2010年8月7日星期六

[Change] April the latest influx of scripts funny ugg knightsbridge

1, saying the junior high school that would just spread our booth, and sometimes I look at self-study ran a telephone booth on the children's shoes accounted for two-machine, I wonder will not do, and then I call him a 110, a dial 119 ... and then reverse the two microphone and soon came to the condemning. . .

2, CCTV's contribution is very busy for a long evening, the results are very entangled: a bottle of Wong Lo Kat = two barrels oil (the oil + Sinopec) + 4 money jar (BOC, ICBC, CCB, ABC) + 2 Fe knots (Baosteel,ugg knightsbridge, Wuhan Iron and Steel) + 3 s Golden King (Mobile Unicom Telecom).

3, yesterday asked a friend of a stock: the recent stock market crash, and sleep? He said: sleep like a baby. I said: a worthy champion! This can fall asleep! He was silent for quite a while Road: midnight often wake up crying for a sleep.

4, a cat rushed up to people, not just spectators speak; 2 Cat Fight over who experience excitement before Replies; three cat rushed up to people, to break all occupied; 4 Mop up people out of work time to weave; five cats were flapping up, weekend without rest; six cats were flapping up, stay up late grasping a hot topic; 7 cats who rushed up to midnight Shuabing steal the scene; 8 Cat Fight over who are in the hospital organization; 9 Mop up people,uggs for sale, no sex life!

5, experienced professors, about four cardinal vices; encountered wealthy, on humane care; experience was, on net worth status, met senior, on kidney function; face ugly man, talk about past rivers and lakes; experience beauty, love about grief; met a monk,ugg store, about modern love; met satyr, on quiet compassion; met Barack Obama, on respect for sovereignty; met Kim Jong Il, insisted on the revolutionary; encounter the living , On the stability and unity; encounter the dead, on harmony and stability!

6, a friend recently earned a very High, on into the thousand. Ask him how come so fast. He said get an individual bus operators, bus companies under the name of hanging on. Ju Zhao day run, but the car's public transport card swipe device removed to the ... back in the bag, crowding, to the subway. Close to the people of the backpack, two money at hand!

7, his father asked his son: Who do you are going to take my wife? Son: Granny Who Loved Me usually, so I have to take my grandmother to do my wife. Dad: Nonsense, how can I be your mother, wife. Son: So how could my mother be your wife?

8, disaster prone \. Make your own, do not force others, self-discipline and morality should not be legal persons.

9, the Chinese characteristics of earthquake escape guide: what to say earthquake escape are white blind, hear me: the earthquake, and to hang with the national emblem of the building where to run, to ensure you will not die. - Transfer Cat Fight

10, preparing to enter China, according to Wen Facebook, and users have prepared a few Chinese translation, such as \But I think there is only one of the most suitable for China's national conditions: \

11, was once again demonstrated the old scripts: a large earthquake has three obvious signs: 1. Well anomaly; 2. livestock abnormal response; 3. experts out of the rumor.

12,ugg boots store, see the ex-girlfriend's personal signature on the QQ wrote, \

13, the Japanese female prostitutes * is the star, the star of a prostitute * Chinese women.

14, interview a centenarian, and asked: You old as a centenarian, you now feel most happy about that? Thought the elderly, said: \like the do; 4 is not done; 5 is like the do not do; 6 is not do not want to. You do what?

16, eight naive: Leadership toast you drink, you first touch the leading lady, leading to walk you go by car, leading you wordy speech, the leadership of a private matter you talk nonsense, you start off leading a bath, leadership and take their food You turn the table, leading to listen to brand your Zimo.

17, I said I was the director, she told me to sleep. The next day, I said I was animation director, she cried. .

18, when school has secret crush on her,kids uggs, but not the courage to tell the truth, even cowards touch her. After graduation, she was married, my husband and I are classmates. That afternoon, she hold the baby in the feeding, I found a very good excuse. I walked in front of her, hold her hands a MIMI, and then with her doll that cried uncle, do not cry no food!

19, accidentally stepped on the road today, a cobra, it back on to one, see the snake on four legs, Yi Deng, playing a roll,uggs for cheap, hung up. I have watched it contempt: exercise, I eat the waste oil, drinking melamine, you are the Ah pure court death.

20, 【】 RMB appreciation and U.S. tourists after the cups and wash with: Americans travel to China with 100,000 U.S. dollars convertible to 68 million yuan. Eat, drink for a year in China, spent 18 million yuan. He was going back to the bank, because the yuan against the dollar to 1:5, with the rest of the Americans for 500,000 yuan to 10 million. To the 10-million, or 100,000 back happily home.

21, Yang Hsiu killed reasons: one day variability of the northern to the bookstore to buy books, read a book is the author of Montesquieu. Variability of the northern sky and laughed: \Student A: five cents a balloon, or, or?

23, from the front, is the great god (God); from the negative side, is despicable (dog). In fact, people committed sin (evil), in turn, is to live (live). \\\Lost recognized fine. \\. . You fine me ^_^\nerve to say, he asked his sister, crisp and not brittle? I think it Xiaopi Hai pretty subtle, and then appeared in the classic scene took one my sister put her mouth and said: You listen...

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27, today to take a bus, the bus card of the old man gave a mine collapsed, only the crisp gave the prompt: \\

29, said in a Web site registered a user name \Register a success! \\\both are talking about you, really said to Cao Cao Cao Cao. \\; on Xiaomi said: eat dinner, sleep and feel; on the people said: What to eat dinner, sleep any sense!

33, U.S. News Director of Los text is black American history a ministerial level, the occupancy noble residential area of Northwest Washington. one day at home in front of his grass-cutting, simply wearing a T-shirt, a lady drove through,ugg boots sale, stopped to greet him: \\For example, this wife ... ... I for her grass, she accompanied me to sleep. \of a ticket, posted on the windows on their own. After dinner turned back without incident...

35, three men and a woman with the chase, his father said: \talk about their respective advantages, I would lie. \In your daughter's belly. \that the Three Gorges Dam's water weight will make the Earth's rotation axis offset nearly inch (2.54 cm) finally let the world know that China's weight.

37, a blind date today and asked the girl : How old are you? very proud of her answer: 34D!

38, said in a Web site registered a user name \Hi, Congratulations, your user name has been registered successfully! \, 50 sit to be able to absorb soil, 60 to eat do not spit bones, 70 against the wall smoking rats, 80 outdated Ms. Cat Fight a prostitution only

40, easy woman \\Soft rice man; succeed in the men quit home; have money forget the men; love filling the bulk of the men; see posts not to return to the men 。------ men with a broad mind, a broad love, love their family, wife and children.

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